$630 is way too much to pay ...

... for an amber egg isn't it?That really would be silly ... wouldn't it?
On the other hand, $189 seems quite reasonable for these pretty pretties!

I want ...

... This Chair, called Lyra, so badly it almost aches (only in red, obvy).I've wanted it for years.
I think I first spotted on the back of a Vogue magazine.
I've found somewhere that sells it.
That somewhere is a little coy about the price, which makes me a little uneasy.
You know the saying "if you have to ask the price, you can't afford one"? Well, I need to know the price, also, is it comfortable?

Thwarted ...

... Want. But bastard Amazon.com won't ship them to me!I really, really hate when that happens.

Made for me ...

... must have.

Tortoise black market ....

... Oh how I want a tortoise in my life. A proper one, like English and American and Japanese kiddies can have.
A Greek one,

or a Russian one,

or maybe a Leopard Tortoise.

Just a little one, not one of those Galapagos jonnies,

that would be silly.
But I am THWARTED by the guvamint. Bastards.
Does anyone know if there's an black market in illegal exotic tortoises out there? Do I really have to go and live in another country?
I'd rather miss Mr Brown.

Want ...

... a USB Chameleon!