I once convinced a workmate ...

... that I had a big tattoo, a pomegranate with birds, right across my back*. Something like this, or perhaps this. Certainly nothing at all like any of the actual tattoos that come up when you Google "pomegranate tattoo".
Anyway, upon my finally 'fessing up that there was actually no such thing, he said he'd been sceptical about my having a tattoo until I'd described it to him. "Because that's totally the kind of tattoo that you'd get Morgan."**


*No, of course I don't, they HURT, worse than buggery I'm reliably informed, by someone who should know.
** Actually, it's not. I'd have this, or something like it.