Wednesday, September 19

Why are pirates, pirates?

Because they Arrrrrrrrrrrrr !
Garr, ahahahahahaaaharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Avast thar ye varmints. Me hope you’e all remembard that tis' international talk like a pirate day today. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum? Aye, me for one have not. Aye, me parrot concurs. Arrr, i will be wearin' appropriate clothin' (my Remo skull & crossbones t-shirt) and participatin' in traditional pirate acti'ities Aye. Ahoy, for example makin' scur'ey dogs walk the plank and keel haulin' people who irritate me. A pence for an old man o'de sea? Aye, me trust you all have a pirate-y day, bye now.
xxx Cap'tn Morgan.
Gar, Now where can I find me a bottle o'rum? Arrrrrrrr.
(thanks to the pirate translator)

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