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Sunday, August 26

Read before bed time ...

... teeheeheheheheheheehehee.

buggered if I can remember where the pic came from, sorry ...

And this, The Hawk and the Mouse. A clever mouse is sunning himself in Battery Park, when a hawk swoops down and seizes him in her talons. Whistling through the air, the mouse warns the hawk not to eat him. “Why shouldn’t I?” says the hawk. “Don’t you know,” says the mouse, “that mice are loaded with trans fats?” Alarmed, the hawk releases the mouse and flies away. Several days later, the hawk happens upon an old owl devouring a less fortunate mouse. “Stop!” cries the hawk. “Don’t you know those things are loaded with trans fats?” The owl stops eating and says, “What are you, an idiot?”
Moral: You just can’t argue with libertarians.

posted by Ms Brown Mouse
on Sunday, August 26, 2007
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