The dangers of over consumption ...

Reading this made me larf and larf, and remember a time when I to, too much of the juice of the fruit of the vine indulged.
After a very enjoyable, if well lubricated, evening with friends I went outside with the smokers (non-smoker me) and, with cigarette in hand (for effect only) channeled Marlene Dietrich singing Falling in Love Again (husky voice and all) and ended my performance by walking into a shin-high retaining wall. Didn't feel a thing but the next morning the impressive bruises told part of the story & Mr Brown filled me in on the rest. Image thanks to ...