He: "Ooo, what's this?"
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
"Chocolate covered rat poo."
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
"No, really, what are they?"
"Chocolate covered rat feces. Really."
"Bollocks."
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
"What are they?"
"Brain of rodent, lightly covered in rich, dark chocolate!"
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
"No, no they're not .... Really?"
I'll never tell!
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5 comments:
They do look like rat poo covered in chocolate, until you opened one up and that distinctive green appeared. Happy snacking!
I could make a meal of chocolate-covered rat poo. Pistachios, even better!
Nummy!
Oh my heart did a little flutter, I thought you had been very horrid to poor Mr Brown!
S, I'm just wondering where on earth I'd get real chovolate-covered rat bits!
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