Thursday, December 27

If you are thinking of visiting Australia ...

... don't do it in the summer, really, I'm not kidding, you will regret it!

7 comments:

LBA said...

When I was planting that new front garden, a bushfly flew up my frikken nose. I immediately ran to the loo and used half a roll to blow, blow, blow, but since there was no tickling, or gross stuff in my paper, I figured it must have flew right out again.

Comforted by this, I went back to work, and later heartedly ate a sandwich for lunch.

After lunch, I blew my nose again and there WAS A FRIKKEN BLACK LUMP ENCASED IN MUCUS in my tissue. I nearly gagged and vomited all my lunch - like, it was in there for like, 2 hours !! VOMIT !!!

Fricken flies.

e said...

h&b - nice! That beats my dried poo caked mysteriously under my foot story.

Ms Brown Mouse said...

H&B - ark, dry heave, how ghastly!!! And E aaaaarrrrgggg poo, how I hate poo. You MUST tell that story one day.
Both stories beat mine about the day I accidentally tricked my dad into drinking watersnails!

Matsby said...

Oh man, I had no idea.

That is so horrible.

I will definitely not come in the summer.

Ms Brown Mouse said...

Summer BAD - really, really bad.

LBA said...

I have a story ( not mine, but good nonetheless ) about a g/f who went to Vietnam and used a public street phone to call her parents home in Australia.

She smelt poo.

She removed the phone from her ear.

Someone had wiped their post-poo bottom with the PHONE RECEIVER and there was POO on her face, her ear, her hair.

So gross, but such a story - i'll never forget they way she told it :)

Ms Brown Mouse said...

H&B that story is more gross than I thought possible - if that had happened to me, I think I may have died!