Would you like a velvet vagina?

... I should probably confess right at the start of this post, I turn my mobile telephone off at weekends and don’t look at it again until Monday.
So, on Monday, I sat down at my work desk and, while waiting for the ‘puter to warm/start up, turned on the phone. There was a note saying I had a text message and would I like to see it? Well yes, I would, so I pushed the relevant button and up it popped, "Would you like a velvet vagina?"
To say I was a little taken aback would be an understatement. I gasped out loud in the work environment. It took a moment or two, jaw dropped, to register the fact that the message was not from some texting pervert but rather, my little sister.
I should probably mention now that my little sister is, by profession, an independent midwife.
I called her right away, demanding an explanation. She reminded me that about 3 or 4 years ago I sent her this link. The penny dropped.I’d thought it would be right up her alley, all that stuff about midwives and sex educators using vulva puppets to explain anatomy, touch and response, safe sex technique, erogenous zones, and birth. I’d commented at the time about how pretty they were and wasn’t it a pity they were so expensive (about $US400 at the time), because it would be kind of fun to have one.
Well, last weekend my sister was at one of those women’s health conferences and they were being sold there, down to $A35 for a mini. She's thought she’d offer me the opportunity to become the proud owner of a vulva puppet, perhaps for xmas.Although tempted, I declined.

All pics from yoni.com.