Thursday, August 23
Breasts ...
... speaking as the owner of a pair that no longer pass the pencil test, I feel entitled to express the opinion that this idea is totally revolting. Leave the poor things alone!
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I couldn't get past the words bra-under-the-skin. Ewwwwwww!!
I just tagged you, hang on if you feel like it!
As a huge fan of that particular part of the female anatomy and with all due respect, I must concur!
I am of the opinion that almost all forms of augmentation or other messing with stuff that shouldn't be messed with, is just a sign that the soul inside needs some serious help.
Glad to see that you seem to be feeling better!
First, what is the pencil test? Second, as a rather flat-chested woman, I think saggy breasts are just the price one pays for getting to have breasts big enough to sag - breast karma if you will. Third, this proceedure just sounds horrific...I'm sure it will hit Los Angeles momentarily. Ick.
oh my god! i couldn't get past the 2nd paragraph - ghastly! horrid! i note it is written by a man, a women could never write such an article im sure. ewwwwwww.
I'm with Willsie. What's the pencil test (and can I watch)?
Leave the bloody things alone. No, they don't need to be bigger, and no, they don't need to stand up like skyscrapers when you're lying on the beach.
I had the same question... ie. the Pencil Test question, but figured descretion was probably the best approach.
According to Wikipedia though... What you do is lift the breast and then place a pencil below it, on the abdomen. When you then release the breast and the person stands. If the pencil stays put, then I guess it makes you a good candidate for surgery.
Am I right there Morgan?
I guess you could also get a similar result by pushing a pencil into the left ear and if you experience limited resistance before coming out the other side, I would suspect you would be a good candidate as well!!
Yes, that is the pencil test. Urban Koda, love your twist on it!
The urban one is correct, that is indeed the pencil test.
Failing it, however, should not mean automatic boob job, it's just gravity & time - there's always superior bra technology nowadays afterall!
The bear's comment has reminded me of the X-files - Mr Brown & I were always fascinated how Scully's boobs stood proud & tall when she was lying down!
Makes me cringe just reading about it! Yikes!
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