You can translate anything using this brilliant Dialectizer. Your favourite poem perhaps -
Cockney
They fuck yer up, right, yor mum and dad.
They may not mean to, right, but they do.
They fill yer wiv the faults they 'ad
And add some extra, just for yer.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style 'ats and coats,
'oo 'alf the time were soppy-stern
And 'alf at one anuvver's froats.
Man 'ands on misery ter man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Cop out as early as yer can,
And don't 'ave any kids yorself.
Swedish Chef
Zeey foock yuoo up, yuoor moom und ded.
Bork bork bork! Zeey mey nut meun tu, boot zeey du.
Zeey feell yuoo veet zee foolts zeey hed
Und edd sume-a ixtra, joost fur yuu.
Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
Boot zeey vere-a foocked up in zeeur toorn
By fuuls in oold-style-a hets und cuets,
Vhu helff zee teeme-a vere-a suppy-stern
Und helff et oone-a unuzeer's thruets.
Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Mun hunds oon meesery tu mun.
It deepens leeke-a a cuestel shelff.
Get oooot es ierly es yuoo cun,
Und dun't hefe-a uny keeds yuoorselff.
Hacker
they fuX0ry ou up, your mum and dad.
TEHY MAY ONT MEAN TO, BTU THEYdO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~
THEY FILL U WTH TEH FAYLTYS THEY HAD 4ND ADD SO/\/\EE XTRA, JUST FR0 YPOU...
bur tehy were fuX0red uP in teHir turn
b y fools in old-style hats and coats,
who ahlf teh time were soppy-st4rn
an 4hlf at noe anotehr"s thorats///
MAN AHNDS N MISARYTO MAN
LOLOLOLOLOLO IT DEEPNES LICK A C0AST4L SHELF
get 0ut az early as Ypoiu cdna,
and don" thave ayn kids yoUreself..
What larks eh?
Thanks Mr Larkin.