I like ...

I was reading I Like today, specifically the what I Like doesn't like post and thought, what the hell ....

I don't like - People who are cruel for fun, bling, February, Mark Latham, heavy metal music, weeds, those grubs that eat your tomatoes, perfumed toilet paper, teeny tiny yappy dogs in handbags, skinniness as a beauty ideal, smooth-chested men, lies, smoking, boxing, hunting, hitting, yummy mummies, the super rich, rap music, that books are so expensive, people who say they are vegetarians but each chicken or fish, when I use up all my bandwidth, economic rationalism, greed (real greed, not just eating an extra Lindt ball), selfishness, instant coffee, John Howard & his vile Government, Not-in-my-backyard-ism, overt sexual public displays (get a ROOM people), liver, except for in pate, runny eggs, fear, Funnel Web Spiders, high humidity, treeless suburbs, brutalist architecture, Gerberas, hipster jeans, big sunglasses, football (any kind), televised sport, dog shit (more specifically, people who don't pick up after their dogs), littering, stinky cheeses, queue jumpers, air conditioning, not having a bathtub, monster end-of-winter gas bills, terrorism, the war against terrorism, Coles & Woolies, pointless rudeness, people who have no self responsibility, mozzies & flys, waste, cleaning the litter tray, wankers, tossers, plonkers, black jelly beans and ... dripping taps.

There, that's not all but not bad for five minutes! I suppose I'd better counter this with a what I like post, but later!
UPDATE - I've just got to add, organised religion (all flavours), grown women who use cutesy little girl voices when speaking to men and people who misuse the word unique (it is unique or it isn't, there's no such thing as quite or very unique!).